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Oct 21, 2005, 07:34 PM // 19:34
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Banned
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Texas
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The ON TOPIC Thread Part 1 (attempt 1)
In the spirit of I told ya so, here's a little game to play with all the hooligans:
Try to pick a topic, stay on it longer than a page!  (after a page, someone will pick a new topic, first come, first pick, etc)I am looking to make a large wad of cash on this bet. Topic is: "Watermelons As Weapons" Ladies, Gentlemen, Start your inanity! |
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Oct 21, 2005, 07:36 PM // 19:36
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: Lionheart Braves [LHB]
Profession: W/
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stick a stick of dynamite in a watermelon, load into catapult, voila!, insta-carnage
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Oct 21, 2005, 07:36 PM // 19:36
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Aquarius
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Somewhere between Boardwalk and Park Place
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Watermelon + trebuchet = instant win
A very aromatic and cooling siege weapon 
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Oct 21, 2005, 07:44 PM // 19:44
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2005
Location: UK, or is it? *confused*
Profession: A/Rt
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throw a watermelon at a flame, see if it cools down
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Oct 21, 2005, 07:52 PM // 19:52
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
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A watermelon equipped with a sword makes a great last meal+execution device in one handy device :P
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Oct 21, 2005, 07:53 PM // 19:53
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Baltimore, MD, USA
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throwing watermelon's at bikers on the road would be awesome
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Oct 21, 2005, 09:04 PM // 21:04
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: At home, content at beating the Domain of Anguish and therefore the entirety of Guild Wars (for now)
Guild: Formerly Charr Slayers Of Ascalon (CSOA), currently unemployed
Profession: W/Mo
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I have a self-made rocket launcher that doesn't shoot rockets but it shoots anything else I put there. I remember Airsofting with other weapons and I put watermelons in the launcher...it was great!
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Oct 21, 2005, 09:23 PM // 21:23
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Awaiting GW2
Profession: W/
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Just toss watermelons off skyscrapers...BUT, make sure they're seedless
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Oct 21, 2005, 09:29 PM // 21:29
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Delphian Scribe
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Holland
Guild: No guild ;_;
Profession: N/Me
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hmmm eat the watermelon and use the seeds to make a deadly poison device ?
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Oct 21, 2005, 09:44 PM // 21:44
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Oct 21, 2005, 09:46 PM // 21:46
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Delphian Scribe
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Holland
Guild: No guild ;_;
Profession: N/Me
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yeah that would work better xD
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Oct 21, 2005, 10:15 PM // 22:15
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: BC, Canada.. how aboot that eh?
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In yoshi's island you use them as wepons, however ive never really tested it myself, i guess you could also put it in a canon.. that would rule
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Oct 21, 2005, 10:20 PM // 22:20
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Smite Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Land of AZ, USA
Profession: Rt/E
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Watermelon balanced precariously over the door, triggered by opening and BLAP! On someone's head.
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Oct 21, 2005, 10:23 PM // 22:23
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: Lionheart Braves [LHB]
Profession: W/
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or cause serious damage by concussion, because the skin of the melon didn't break? 1 ounce melon pellet loaded into gun and fired at their gut, while yelling "EAT MELON!!!" |
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Oct 21, 2005, 11:01 PM // 23:01
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Academy Page
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In my bed
Guild: Onslaught of Xen
Profession: W/E
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My brother, his friends and I used to throw waterballoons at people on the golf course behind our house. Maybe we could try to throw those mini watermelons at people. That'd rock.
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Oct 22, 2005, 06:54 PM // 18:54
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Banned
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Texas
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So far, so good.
Now, personally, I would like to see watermellons used for organ smuggling. |
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Oct 22, 2005, 08:13 PM // 20:13
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
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Just feed a noob* some watermelon seed cake and when they are done tell them it will grow to full size in their gut and watch them run for the bathroom LOL
*noob in this case is a kid who doesn't know better LOL |
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Oct 22, 2005, 08:30 PM // 20:30
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: UK
Guild: Servants of Fortuna [SoF]
Profession: Mo/
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What a coincidence...
http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=666 Simply leave a watermelon and a baseball bat in a supermarket car-park and wait for a group of kids to investigate it... Last edited by darkMishkin; Oct 22, 2005 at 08:45 PM // 20:45.. |
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Oct 22, 2005, 08:36 PM // 20:36
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Academy Page
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In my bed
Guild: Onslaught of Xen
Profession: W/E
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Oct 22, 2005, 10:09 PM // 22:09
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
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Fill a watermelon with gas, set it alight and leave a baseball bat nearby BUT put superglue on the handle of the bat and some gas on the bat for good measure LOL.
Actually don't do that 
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